ok. imagine this scenerio: this gurl was left alone at home cos her father went to malaysia and her mum was at work. she decided to cook something to eat because she only ate carrot cake for the whole dae. she remebered her grandma sae fried rice is easy to cook.. fast and easy summore, soo she went to cook sum rice... and it turn out, her rice was soggy-looking.. but she decided not to waste it. furthermore, she had already chopped up sum sausages and crabstick. she prepared egg too. she also remembered her grandma sae can throw everything inside the pan and just fry so she did the same!!!! she tot her rice looked too white sooo she added sum dark soya sauce and it turned out ULTRA black... and her rice was in lumps.. soggy lumps!!! it looked realli mashed up too!! she had to force the lumps down her throat as she dun wanna waste food... but obviously, she threw away alot!

ya, how pathetic rite!! y is that person mi!!! mi first fried rice can!!! i swear i wld never touch rice food for a MTH!!!!